A young Kenyan woman recently stirred up the internet after anonymously posting on a local forum. In her words, she was “blessed with jaw-dropping beauty and irresistible charm” — and she wasn’t shy about stating her terms: she wanted to marry a rich man earning at least Ksh 90,000,000 annually, plus a few other… non-negotiables.

Her post was a curious mix of confidence and capitalism — a proposal for a beauty-for-bank account arrangement. But then came a response that no one saw coming.

A self-proclaimed professional investor slid into the comments with a reply so brutally logical, it could double as a TED Talk.

“Dear dazzling lady,” he began, “I meet your financial criteria — and then some. But I’m afraid I must decline your offer, and here’s why…”

He then laid out his reasoning in classic business-speak:

“Your proposal, though flattering, is essentially a trade — my money for your looks. On paper, that’s fair. But beauty, my dear, is a depreciating asset. With time, it fades. Meanwhile, I’m an appreciating one — my net worth only grows. So if we’re being rational, marrying you would be a bad investment on my end.”

He likened her to a luxury product with a short shelf life: “At best, your market value lasts ten years before, well… let's just say the re-sale value takes a hit.”

The internet did what it does best — explode. Some called the investor's response cold. Others applauded the financial realism. One thing's for sure: he turned a love story into a stock market analysis.

Moral of the story? If you're going to pitch yourself like a high-end commodity, be ready for someone to read the fine print.

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